Showing posts with label Joke Biden. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Joke Biden. Show all posts

Wednesday, June 12, 2013

It's all Al Gore's Fault


Today Vice President Joke Biden praised former Vice President Al Gore, asserting that Gore had actually won the the 2000 presidential election.

“This man was elected president of the United States of America,” Biden said according to the pool report. “He was elected president of the United States of America. But for the good of the nation, when the bad decision in my view was made, he did the right thing for the nation.”   “I can’t think of very many who would put his country first like that, at a really, really, really difficult time,” he said. “There’s an awful lot of folks Al and I both know who have run for president and still haven’t gotten over it.”

If that's the case, then it's obvious that Obama "inherited the worst economy since the Great Depression" from Al Gore.  And everything that's gone wrong all through Obama's term was caused by Al Gore.

  • Record unemployment, especially of blacks?  Gore's fault.
  • 3,000 people died in the WTC on 9/11?  Gore's fault.
  • Record number of children in poverty?  Gore's fault.
  • Americans' real income dropping 55%? Gore's fault.
  • Gas price jumped from $1.85/gallon to $3.85/gallon: Gore's fault.

Thanks, libs, for pointing out who is really at fault in all of this.  We know it's not Obama because he's admitted that he doesn't know spit about anything.  From the IRS targeting conservative groups to the NSA listening in on your phone calls and reading your emails, Obama reads about it in the newspaper.  So this is obviously all Al Gore's fault.

So get out into the street and start protesting against Al Gore.  After all, he caused all this.

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Thursday, April 11, 2013

Ending the Gun Control Debate

The politicians are taking up the debate about gun control, better known as just "control".  VP Joke Biden asked this question: "What are we doing to impact on a gun owners' right if he only has a clip with ten rounds in it instead of 30 rounds in it?""

Hey Joke, we need 30 round clips for protection from things like:

1. A gang of 200 "teens" who rampaged through downtown Philadelphia yesterday.  http://tinyurl.com/bnquah2

2. A mob of 500 "teens" who rioted on Chicago's Magnificent Mile assaulting cops, robbing people, and beating pedestrians: http://tinyurl.com/d2cu3k7

 3. A mob of 3,000 "young people" rioting at Ford City Mall: http://tinyurl.com/d6oxhxj

We can't protect ourselves by (Biden's words) "shooting through the door" when there's a mob of 3,000 scumbags headed our way.  A 30-round clip will put a lot of those animals down for good, and the others will be a lot more likely to steer clear of us when we do.

If Joke Biden was serious about what he says, then he'll take the guns away from all the Secret Service people who are protecting him.  If he won't do that, then he can STFU.